At this time of year, this is one of the sounds we love to live with.

Confusing, in the first two years, it was. But all was revealed in its own good time. I’ll get round to scripting these videos one of these days. But you get to watch this before all that. Enjoy.


I’m not going mad – I really, really heard it this morning. I also saw two trees and a shrub in full blossom. And it rained for nearly a minute. Coming later today, I photograph my most impressive erection and Her Outdoors takes up smoking.