I’m going to turn this Dumping Ground for Dangerous Farming Machinery and Wood for Carving…

…into an achingly beautiful 12-foot yurt with wooden floor, double bed and optional Moses basket, plus a baby-safe canvas-covered outdoor kitchen, featuring an off-grid fridge and grey water treatment.

It’s going to take a bit of time. But I’ll… (oh-ho), I’ll try… (here it comes), I’ll try and keep you posted. (Can you see what I did there?)